1. My mom wants everyone to know that she is NOT a hoarder (but I believe the evidence points to a different conclusion).
2. She also had to ask who MacGyver was. BTW, did you know that his first name is actually Angus? Neither did I.
3. She also doesn’t know who Tom Petty is. Just sayin.
4. Andrew said the only reason he ate that caramel walnut bar was because he was drunk.
5. I am STILL waiting for Ryan Seacrest’s phone call. The Kardashians are falling apart; it’s time for a new reality family.
6. Love you, Mom! And thanks for always reading our blog. $10 says you still have this outfit.